Did I do that??

• paraded the streets dressed as a Giant carrot
• been a Rock and Roll legend
• needed rescuing off the sides of mountains by the ski patrol (twice)
• written lots of songs about chickens
• been inside the Pyramids
• been on the Telly
• been a gypsy fortune teller
• worked on the nuclear missile Trident and other military projects
• been a cameraman's assistant on film shoot
• taught an evening class I was supposed to be a student on
• raved with ITV Rainbow's Bungo and George
• signed the official secrets act 3 times.
• applied to be Britain's first astronaut
• was a visiting lecturer Sociology for City University
• been a line judge at a pre-Wimbledon tennis tournament
• been recognised as a rock star in California by Green Day :-)
• helped knocked down the Berlin Wall
• had three friends murdered. (separate incidents)
• am an ordained minister
• made a political speech Communist ruled Poland
• adopted a Hairy Armadillo at London Zoo
• was very nearly commissioned to write a book
• observed the count in the local council elections
• organised psychedelic festivals
• worked for the Home Office investigating police activity
• snorkelled unsupervised with sharks
• done tours of various London landmarks
• been bitten by a huge tropical spider and had a cup of tea while we waited to see if it was poisonous.

Some of these are more exciting than they sound, others are not at all interesting but I'm not letting on which is which. That was all without thinking too hard. I'll add more as and when